People Quotes by Woody Allen

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

— Woody Allen

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

— Woody Allen

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

— Woody Allen

Usually, you hire people that you think are wonderful.

— Woody Allen

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

— Woody Allen

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

— Woody Allen

My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.

— Woody Allen

Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.

— Woody Allen

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

— Woody Allen

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

— Woody Allen

It has become harder and harder in the United States to make films unhampered by outside influences. I've always been able to…

— Woody Allen

People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as…

— Woody Allen

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

— Woody Allen

People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it…

— Woody Allen

People ask me whether I think that one day I might wake up one morning and run dry, but I've had the…

— Woody Allen

You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and…

— Woody Allen

You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you…

— Woody Allen

I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is…

— Woody Allen

Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they…

— Woody Allen

I think that the tendency for most people is to fall back on a comic interpretation of things because things are so…

— Woody Allen

I've never felt Truth was Beauty. Never. I've always felt that people can't take too much reality. I like being in Ingmar…

— Woody Allen

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are…

— Woody Allen

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't…

— Woody Allen

I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a…

— Woody Allen

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.…

— Woody Allen

You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists…

— Woody Allen

Everybody knows how awful the world is and what a terrible situation it is and each person distorts it in a certain…

— Woody Allen

I'm sure there are people in Hollywood, whose main drive in film is to make money, who will feel that any use…

— Woody Allen

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

— Woody Allen

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

— Woody Allen

When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.

— Woody Allen

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

— Woody Allen

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

— Woody Allen

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

— Woody Allen

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

— Woody Allen

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

— Woody Allen

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

— Woody Allen

People still have existential anxiety. It just may not be expressed in Hebraic idiom.

— Woody Allen

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

— Woody Allen

I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.

— Woody Allen