When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The Supreme Court refuses to abandon its convoluted Lemon test. The Lemon test has created havoc, misunderstanding, and hostility toward religion. — Mathew Staver Copy Share Image
Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture. Miss Lemon: I don't even see that. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“What’s lemonade? Something you make out of lemons. And what’s a crusade? Something you make out of crosses—a course of gratuitous violence… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Fuck everything. — Yheeps Copy Share Image
“I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
Is there a fire, to light up all my desires. I guess there's water though, to all the lemons I throw ,… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
An arrogant man is only showcasing his vulnerability. When life offers you lemon, add sugar and change it to lemonade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
The particular way I'm going to die is not going to be particularly pleasant. It will probably be physically uncomfortable, and it… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now.” “Wow,” Lauren said. “Yes, Mr. Cliché, I know… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
Mr. Lemon-Man has inspired millions across the world through his gift. I don't refer only to basketball, but also to his magnificent… — A. C. Green Copy Share Image
I love being at home now, improving my cooking. I've got a really bad memory, so my first attempts were a disaster… — Katy B Copy Share Image
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your… — Tae Yun Kim Copy Share Image
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass” — John Woodman Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!” — Modern Family Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make orange jucie and leave people wondering how the fuck you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, make applejuice, and leave the world wondering how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?” — Carmen in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Copy Share Image
At my home in the southwest of France, I grow oak, hazel, and lemon trees in my backyard. — Alain Ducasse Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
