A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons you make lemonade, but what if life gives you lemonade — Chola Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you squeeze them back into life's eyes!!!” — The Amazing World of Gumball Copy Share Image
One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!” — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I am like a lemon. I'm pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there's still juice. I am not dried up. — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
When you get given lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it... — Grace Davies Copy Share Image
We are the only species of mammal that doubts our ability to give birth. It's profitable to scare women about birth. But… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
“When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade. take the seeds and plant a lemon tree, nurish this tree until it starts… — Werner Svednsen Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And all the world is football-shaped It's just for me to kick in space And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste… — Andy Partridge Copy Share Image
Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
We know our neighbors - so far as we have the right to know them. We hear of their joys and their… — Laura E. Richards Copy Share Image
One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Bringing my two children up while writing was just a part of life. I'd much rather have had their interruptions than been… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
My thoughts are crabbed and sallow, My tears like vinegar, Or the bitter blinking yellow Of an acetic star. Tonight the caustic… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise!… — Anthon St. Maarten Copy Share Image
There was a lot of other young players around at that time when I was coming, but there was older people like… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
When life gives you nothing, make a lemon to make yourself feel better — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“Right. Why make lemons into lemonade when you can throw them at people instead?” — Sara Lindsey Copy Share Image
We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
