“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.” — Kevin Ward Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!” — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
When life gives you nothing, make a lemon to make yourself feel better — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
An arrogant man is only showcasing his vulnerability. When life offers you lemon, add sugar and change it to lemonade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons off the tree! I don't want to forget who I am, what has burned in me,… — Denise Levertov Copy Share Image
There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now." "Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
It's not the nineteenth century; I'm not meant to be judged on how good a housekeeper I am. Getting down on the… — Emily Matchar Copy Share Image
“Life handed me lemons, so I made lemonade, lemon cake, lemon drops, and I even used the rinds to make lemon art.… — Emilyann Allen (pseudonyms Emilyann Phoenix and Emilyann Girdner Copy Share Image
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
The particular way I'm going to die is not going to be particularly pleasant. It will probably be physically uncomfortable, and it… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise!… — Anthon St. Maarten Copy Share Image
There was a lot of other young players around at that time when I was coming, but there was older people like… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
“See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now.” “Wow,” Lauren said. “Yes, Mr. Cliché, I know… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your… — Tae Yun Kim Copy Share Image
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Right. Why make lemons into lemonade when you can throw them at people instead?” — Sara Lindsey Copy Share Image
“Unless life hands you sugar and water... Your lemonade is going to suck.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
I spent 30 minutes each morning rubbing my body with half a lemon to lighten my skin. — Josephine Baker Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons you make lemonade, but what if life gives you lemonade — Chola Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you squeeze them back into life's eyes!!!” — The Amazing World of Gumball Copy Share Image
One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
