My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ Copy Share Image
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! — LIZ Copy Share Image
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi. — LIZ Copy Share Image
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains? — LIZ Copy Share Image
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and… — LIZ Copy Share
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ Copy Share
I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for… — LIZ Copy Share
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all… — LIZ Copy Share
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub,… — LIZ Copy Share
Trust is like a mirror u can break it and put it back together but no matter what u will always see ur mistakes… — Liz Copy Share
Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very… — LIZ Copy Share
I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own… — LIZ Copy Share
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more! — LIZ Copy Share
