When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
“If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons” — Kevin Donovan Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back… and add a few lemons of your own.” — Clara deLemos Copy Share Image
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
Raw garlic and a skin of the lemon - not only do they give you a beautiful face and skin but they… — Manto Tshabalala-Msimang Copy Share Image
“Life never gives you lemons. So, go out buy some lemons and make lemon tea relax back and have a sip.” — Kreeti Copy Share Image
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
“Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who… — Portal 2 Copy Share Image
“If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out… — Emma O'Connor Copy Share Image
“A lemon can only tell you it's an orange only for so long... The real juice flows when pressure is applied!” — Ana Marie Velazquez Copy Share Image
To someone like Zurbaran, who paints still lifes, lemons and pears are the objects of art. But to the electronics engineer who… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
The use of neuroscientific data to help resolve phenomenological questions is proving a common theme in much contemporary thinking about the mind.… — David Papineau Copy Share Image
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I never was much of an oyster eater, nor can I relish them 'in naturalibus' as some do, but require a quantity… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“Roses and violets from summer gardens, sun-drenched Sicilian lemons squeezed of their juice and mingled with juniper from the frozen north. Saffron… — Laura Madeleine Copy Share Image
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
We are beginning to shift into life code. And in the process of shifting into life code, every life form on this… — Juan Enriquez Copy Share Image
The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open… — Vivek Wadhwa Copy Share Image
If You Have A Lemon, Make A Lemonade That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite.… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it,… — Mykelti Williamson Copy Share Image
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people...Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
The purpose prong of the Lemon test requires that a government activity have a secular purpose. That requirement is not satisfied, however,… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
