When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.” — Amanda Kellogg Copy Share Image
If life gives you apples, eat them. If life gives you lemons, throw them at a wall and say 'the heck with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I have a green juice in the morning - a big one - with kale, spinach, celery, cucumber, two lemons and lots… — Kelly Gale Copy Share Image
Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that. — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
When life throws you lemons you have two options: make lemonade or throw them back and ask for something sweeter! mangos...pineapples...yum :) — MilanaMay Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, Tessie . . .” He trails off and starts his car, pulling away from his garage. “You… — Blair Holden Copy Share Image
Its not easy to argue with yourself¦ YES IT IS No its not! SHUT UP! make me stupid¦ im done> NOW MY… — Babloo Copy Share Image
She had to give her teachers credit: they were right to insist all pupils carry scissors, handkerchiefs, perfume and hair ribbons at… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“If life wanted to hand me lemons I was not only going to make lemonade, but I'd use the zest for cookies,… — Bridgette Mongeon Copy Share Image
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
My fellow Wilmington, North Carolina native Meadowlark Lemon is a true national treasure. I watched him play for the Harlem Globetrotters when… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Then there's your diet. You cut out sugars, fat, soy sauces... anything that's nice. Tea and coffee is replaced by boiling water… — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
At present I absolutely want to paint a starry sky. It often seems to me that night is still more richly coloured… — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Remember this, for it is as true and true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
“You know… I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade … GET MAD! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!… — Cave Johnson Copy Share Image
In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I… — Cave Johnson Portal 2 Copy Share Image
I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
She poured out Swann's tea, inquired "Lemon or cream?" and, on his answering "Cream, please," said to him with a laugh: "A… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
