My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations — Philippe Starck Copy Share Image
Im tired of life handing me lemons without sugar, the cup, spoon, etc. Life you aint shit! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Make me a drink strong enough to wash away this dishwater world, they said was lemonade.” — The Shins Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons... I eat them... — Guardian/Hommie G Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into your eyes without blinking. Just to let life know you don't play around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Grape Juice Then Sit Back And Watch The World Wonder How You Did It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You’ll feel… — Anthony Paull Copy Share Image
“You only have the fun you create yourself. Life is what you make of it. If you get lemons, then...well, then don't… — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
The consequence was, that the most sudden and visible good effects were perceived from the use of oranges and lemons; one of… — James Lind Copy Share Image
In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
There was the blue sky above her and all those many roses, the ones that gave off the scent of cloves in… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
Food, like anything else, lives in the physical world and obeys the laws of physics. When you whisk together some oil and… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Palermo was lovely. The most beautifully situated town in the world - it dreams away its life in the Conca d'Oro, the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I adore summer entertaining. For a dinner party at the farm, I might prepare homemade fettuccine with porcini mushrooms, soft-shell crabs, spinach… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When I talk… — Amanda Holden Copy Share Image
Quantum mechanics is just completely strange and counterintuitive. We can't believe that things can be here [in one place] and there [in… — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
“And now I know what to do with lemons. When life gives you lemons, do experience the sour taste. Don't try to… — Sanjana Pandey Copy Share Image
I think that two wrongs don't make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13… — Sharron Angle Copy Share Image
Meadowlark Lemon's book Trust Your Next Shot is written by a remarkable person. I have had the pleasure of knowing Meadowlark for… — Lenny Wilkens Copy Share Image
I do feel that if it's not on the page, there's no hope of it getting to the stage. You really can't… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image
On numerous visits to Manhattan, I have found myself poking around the city trying to find a moment of quiet and once… — Craig Childs Copy Share Image
Death comes to me again, a girl in a cotton slip, barefoot, giggling. It’s not so terrible she tells me, not like… — Dorianne Laux Copy Share Image
“As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
For each glass, liberally large, the basic ingredients begin with ice cubes in a shaker and three or four drops of Angostura… — Isaac Stern Copy Share Image
“Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image