Make me a drink strong enough to wash away this dishwater…

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.

— Lawrence Block

If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.

— Adam Sessler

When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila.

— Anonymous

“Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST…

— RON WHITE

Kissing Simon was pleasant. It was a gentle sort of pleasant, like lying in a hammock on a summer day with a book and…

— Cassandra Clare

If life hands you lemon ……make lemonade!

— Ochola James

I believe that starting any business should be as easy as a 10-year-old starting a lemonade stand.

— Mark Cuban

A lot of drive is innate, self-perpetuated, reinforced energy. As a kid, I could always sell anything I could get my hands on -…

— Michael Ovitz

If life gives you lemon..dont make lemonade with that,,rather than making lemonade squeeze it on others eyes and let them do not watch you…

— Geethanjali Thampy

On the good ship Lollipop Its a sweet trip To the candy shop Where bon-bon's play, On the sunny beach Of peppermint bay Lemonade…

— Shirley Temple

“when life gives you lemonade make lemons cause life will be all like what”

— Modern Family

I so connected to symbolically being able to turn lead into gold. My grandmother used to say, "Life give you a lemon, you go…

— Will Smith

“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't…

— Rob Thurman

My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a row. I…

— Nick Cannon