Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a…

If you want good roses, sharpen your knife and harden your heart.

— Patience Strong

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men…

— Jeff Foxworthy

My cat is completely blind. I am watching her now, sweet-pea that is, circling the kitchen floor and bumping into the kitchen chairs. She…

— Jann Arden

As cows need milking and sweet peas need picking, so writers must continually exercise their mental muscles by a daily stint.

— Joan Aiken

There are few pleasures like really burrowing one's nose into sweet peas.

— Angela Thirkell

“Gnats drifted on the same warm summer breeze that saw colorful paper lanterns swaying on their strings. Lily of the valley filled jam jars…

— Anouska Knight

I like not lady-slippers, Nor yet the sweet-pea blossoms, Nor yet the flaky roses, Red or white as snow; I like the chaliced lilies,…

— Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Sweet peas should smell. Half the point of growing sweet peas is to cut them for the house; they should fill a room with…

— Monty Don

Here are sweet peas, on tiptoe for a flight; With wings of gentle flush o'er delicate white, And taper fingers catching at all things,…

— John Keats

I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me…

— Truman Capote

I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease.

— Ralph Abernathy

“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin.”

— Vangelis

Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.

— Bill James

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.

— Fiorello H. La Guardia

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

— John Barrymore