This is kind of weird, but I eat lemons with salt as snack. They're so good! — Becky G Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons - make grapejuice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it. — Kigichi Ishiritari Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.” — Rabeh SIddiqi Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life give's you lemons use those lemons to burn life's house. YEAH!!!” — Keanex me Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say: 'I wanted oranges!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” — MAD Magazine Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons off the tree! I don't want to forget who I am, what has burned in me,… — Denise Levertov Copy Share Image
There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's not the nineteenth century; I'm not meant to be judged on how good a housekeeper I am. Getting down on the… — Emily Matchar Copy Share Image
“See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now." "Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
I liked blues from the time my mother used to take me to church. I started to listen to gospel music, so… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?"… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Am I a fruitcake? I don't know. Perception is reality, so if I sit here and say, "I'm not a fruitcake, I'm… — Macy Gray Copy Share Image
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I have an avocado tree at my place in Los Angeles - it's the smoother-skinned one, which tends to be a little… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I… — Portal 2 Copy Share Image
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and… — Cliff Richard Copy Share Image
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi. — LIZ Copy Share Image
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! — LIZ Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here. — James Brady Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons make apple juice, its hard to achieve but you can do it.” — Kylie Brooke Gray Copy Share Image
If life hands u lemons u make lemonade nahh I'd rather Squeezes them in someones eyes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons…find someone you despise and squirt them in the eye — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Lemonade Copy Share Image
Life is what you make it. When life throws you lemons, make Sprite — Akussung Kenneth Copy Share Image
