When life gives you lemons be a retard and make apple…

“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.”

— Rabeh SIddiqi

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

— Gurbaksh Chahal

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and pie and leave people wondering how you did it.

— Unknow

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a…

— Rita Rudner

“When life hands you lemons make apple juice, its hard to achieve but you can do it.”

— Kylie Brooke Gray

“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.”

— Festus Krex Skyrim

“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”

— Toronto Star

If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life…

— Peta-Gaye Clark

“When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!”

— Dana Page

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

— Anonymous

“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't…

— Rob Thurman

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it

— Anonymous

“When life gives you lemons... Plant its seeds. Grow yourself an orchard. Sell it to Sunkist. Carry on”

— José N. Harris

When life gives me lemons I sell them for drug money

— Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...

— Jade Williams