I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
My final thought before making most of my decision is usually Fuck it. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
There is no distraction to hide what is real… I could pull the steering wheel. — Twenty One Pilots Copy Share Image
I have a lot of homework so,I've decided to start watching a new TV series. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one kid in class that doesn't give a sh*t, doesn't study, but manage to get High grades. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
It's sweet when someone knows every single details about you.Not because you constantly remind them about you,but because they pay attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I do something awesome, no one sees it. When I do something embarrassing, everyone sees it. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack when you are in bed and almost asleep and suddenly and suddenly you get that strange feeling sensation.… — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth,but you laugh, and everyone thinks you're lying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you find and old conversation between you and someone you don't talk anymore. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That awesome moments when you find a song that you've been trying to find for a really long time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Me: okay it's 7am. Me: I should get up. Me:Just Five seconds. Me:Five Hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love walking around the beach with my girlfriend.. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen Mannequin around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just so we're clear if I say shut up and you say make me I am instantly thinking about making out with… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge… — Medic Copy Share Image
I love those conversation where I don't have to think,everything just flows out. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
5 days of school,2 days of weekends,1O months for school,2 months for summer.Who the fuck divided this shit up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went for an eye test this morning. The optician said to me, You definitely need glasses, mate. How can you tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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