On 'Adam Ruins Everything' we do the broadest sketch comedy possible. We do stuff where you can see it immediately and know… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Fashion is kinda a joke. I don't get too bogged down in the clothes. For me, it's one big art project, just… — Virgil Abloh Copy Share Image
I'm a happy guy. I like to joke around. I'm irreverent. I love my family; I love my son. I was very… — Neymar Copy Share Image
My little joke that I make whenever I talk about my show is that the way I sold the show to Netflix… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The term 'steampunk' itself, now a badge of honor, began as a putdown, a joke. But like 'Big Bang' in cosmology, the… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
We have a new joke on the reservation: 'What is cultural deprivation?' Answer: 'Being an upper-middle class white kid living in a… — John Fire Lame Deer Copy Share Image
A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
When I told him on the phone that after all you and I would not be getting married, he said "Oh-oh. Do… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair… — Bobby Hazzard Copy Share Image
Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of… — Michael Clarke Duncan Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
It's never a matter ever, ever - are - we're never trying to gross anybody out, or ever are we trying to… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I want you to laugh. That's my main goal. I punch things up to get things tighter, quicker and… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I joke that one of the rare times Egyptians identify as African is when the national soccer squad is playing in the… — Mona Eltahawy Copy Share Image
Of course I want to win, but I have to have joy, I have to have fun. I have to joke around… — Christopher Eubanks Copy Share Image
My Twitter is a joke toilet, and I filter all these old, cringe-y parts of my brother and my childhood through that… — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My joke is that three black people watch 'The Daily Show' at any given time. So if I'm watching it, that counts,… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke… — Norman Schwarzkopf Copy Share Image
I can pretty much make a joke out of any situation, I'm quick on my feet and I love to laugh. I… — Lizzie Velasquez Copy Share Image
Algorithms diminish public safety in this country. They ask us to pretend that lengthy arrest records and violent crimes don't matter. They… — John Kennedy Copy Share Image
Like water leaking through a dam," said Piper. "Yeah," smiled Percy. "We've got a dam hole." "What?" Piper asked. "Nothing," he said.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'd become a bit of a joke. People would make memes, chopping my head off in a group photo and putting a… — Jesy Nelson Copy Share Image
Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have… — John Fahey Copy Share Image
Prior to 'Tokyo Drift,' the iconic perception of Asians in Hollywood films has been either the Kung Fu guy, the Yakuza guy… — Sung Kang Copy Share Image
To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Dick Gregory used every syllable, every metaphor, every joke, every march, every incarceration, every hour of his life, to embarrass this country… — Joe Morton Copy Share Image
I joke, but I'm sort of serious: I've always wanted to get into a fight. I know that sounds horrible, but I… — Juliana Harkavy Copy Share Image
I have this famous joke that I use: Why was God able to create Heaven and Earth in seven days and seven… — Brad D. Smith Copy Share Image
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
ICG became a dot-com joke, a one-stock example of extreme hubris on the part of its management and the investment bankers and… — Adam Lashinsky Copy Share Image
“...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best..." "and then everything will blow up in… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
