“A witch, a Rider, a dragon, and a god walk into a monastery… There’s got to be a good joke in there… — Deborah Blake Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I have a channel on YouTube called Buckshotwon. It started off as a kind of joke, just behind-the-scenes goofs. — Adrian Pasdar Copy Share Image
You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Never take all the sweet things i've told you as jokes, I never joke about my feeling. I mean them! I really… — Luphielia Copy Share Image
If I can enjoy a joke at the expense of another; if I can in any way slight another in conversation, or… — Amy Carmichael Copy Share Image
“Hey,” he said. “Hi.” Oh, damn. It was awkward. “What’re you doing?” “Shearing a sheep. It’s cold outside, and I need a… — Chanelle Gray Copy Share Image
The whole time that I was doing the voice of Korra, I would always joke around saying that nobody's gonna give me… — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
“Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“GRANDMA: Are you a gay? ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man? *She… — Scarlett Brukett Copy Share Image
It's like a cosmic joke that people dream to perform in front of a huge crowd. But it is a welcomed challenge.… — Julien Baker Copy Share Image
I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again… — Grant Show Copy Share Image
I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Is there any other way to Erudite headquarters?" I say. "Not that I now of," says Cara. "Unless you want to jump… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
If you recall, we have a huge list of celebrities who had announced they'd leave the country if Trump won. It probably… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I joke that I've always had this sort of insatiable 'big sis' complex - which is odd given that I am the… — Elaine Welteroth Copy Share Image
“You've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
A good painting is a lot like a good joke: you need to know when to stop, too many 'punchlines and you… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
You might miss out on a joke that you're worried might offend somebody, but might make you a million new fans. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
“You'll have to excuse Zo's manners. She was raised by a group of indigenous swamp wallabies and is at times uncomfortable conversing… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
I think because people can't understand our style, they think it's a joke. Our music isn't intellectual - we make music for… — Watkin Tudor Jones Copy Share Image
My whole life is a practical joke. Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
When you're sitting in the theater watching your own work be performed, you get to see people's reactions immediately. Unlike with a… — Stephen McCauley Copy Share Image
A good joke provides tension, and then, release of that tension. You build the tension by saying things that are controversial. The… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke,… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
When sleep over at my place, you can have my bed .but not my Pillow I feel like you had to much… — Syntific Copy Share Image
“This wise old whiskery fish swims up to three young fish and goes, 'Morning, boys, how's the water?' and swims away; and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
