I made a good living being a tough guy on TV, but I'd rather laugh and joke all day long than try… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar. — Seamus Heaney Copy Share Image
Plenty of people joke that the mascots are bigger than me. It doesn't bother me at all. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
When I make a mistake I'm not the type who gets angry if someone says something, I like to joke about it. — Matthijs de Ligt Copy Share Image
Let's be completely honest: the Trump campaign's social media was a joke. — Mike Cernovich Copy Share Image
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. — H. Rap Brown Copy Share Image
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'd say I'm moody, I'd say I'm temperamental. But within my certain group of friends and family, I'm very open and outgoing… — Denny Hamlin Copy Share Image
I remember my mom wearing CoverGirl. And, no joke, the first lipstick I got was CoverGirl. It was this pearly pink shimmer… — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all… — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me, it's… — Michael De Luca Copy Share Image
A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The opening scene in A New Hope, when you see the huge ship, it goes on, and on, and on, and on,… — Cass Sunstein Copy Share Image
Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in the women's… — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
I'm from the suburbs, really, so I actually didn't go to Montreal until I was, like, 19. I wasn't allowed to go… — Kaytranada Copy Share Image
The U.S. - the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that's hardly even a joke. The… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time… — Teller Copy Share Image
What's disheartening for me and to all of us in GLAAD is when it comes to major studio films, LGBT people are… — Wilson Cruz Copy Share Image
I haven't had television since 1991, and it definitely influences me. As a child of the 1970s, I couldn't hold a narrative… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“He smiled proudly at the machine Ephraim was staring at. "That's our Coheron Drive. Isn't she beautiful? I helped build her." Ephraim… — E.C. Myers Copy Share Image
I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I'm not… — Paul Pogba Copy Share Image
There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true. — Samuel Schmid Copy Share Image
There's always that little bit of tension that happens when you make a joke, especially when there's a language barrier. — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable — Benoit Mandelbrot Copy Share Image
I LOVE YOU yes I DO but I wont ever tell you because its just a joke for you. — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
“Get in my lap and let me show you.” “Is this a joke?” “Am I laughing?” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
Can you tie a knot? I cannot. So you can knot? No, I cannot knot. Not knot? Who's there? Fuck off!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
I don't want to alienate anybody. If you're making a joke about men and men are laughing at it, it's a good… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat. — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
