Joke Quotes · Page 30

I don't want to ever tell a stereotype joke for the sake of it. I'm going to tell the story that I…

— Ronny Chieng

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

— Sacha Guitry

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

— John Waters

I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll…

— Michelle Wolf

I miss You everyday, but I can't tell you everyday because you may mistake it for a Joke.

— Terry Mark

My type of comedy is always self-deprecating, the joke's always on me.

— Asim Chaudhry

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as…

— Julian Clary

People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.

— David Ogilvy

I hate to say it... but, yeah, I mean, our class has always been really strong, and I always joke with my…

— Xander Schauffele

Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along…

— Josie Long

I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like…

— Ha-Joon Chang

I know that I'll joke around to the last minute I get in the car. But once the helmet's on - it's…

— Daniel Ricciardo

I remember being in high school and this guy saying to me, 'You'd actually be good-looking if you didn't joke around so…

— Melanie Scrofano

Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,…

— Jack Benny

Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on…

— Michelle Wolf

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it…

— Katherine Ryan

Lesson in life: A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he…

— Anonymous

“There is a funny joke that God plays on man. Have you laughed yet? I think it might be the funniest one…

— Ian Bassingthwaighte

Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, 'Yeah, songwritin' man,' looking wistful.…

— Alex Turner

As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, then he'll get depressed because…

— Evan Goldberg

“I’m just scared this may be a setup for me being the butt of a so-called joke, like, um, how I may…

— Susan Ee

“Left with an oncoming headache, went home, and that's verified, to his wife and six-month-old baby. He's three weeks into a big,…

— J.D. Robb

In stand up every joke is thought about so meticulously, and one word can completely change how the audience responds. You're up…

— Ari Graynor

If I just do everything the opposite of what my dad did, I think that will make things pretty easy. I can…

— Derrick Rose

The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government.

— Tariq Ali

You can't practice stand-up alone in your room. You can't find out if a joke works by asking two of your friends.

— Taylor Tomlinson

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

— Roseanne Barr

Someone has remarked that 'An ideal math talk should have one proof and one joke and they should not be the same'.

— Ronald Graham

“A joke is by its nature a protest against sense. It is no good attacking nonsense for being successfully nonsensical.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art.

— Gerhard Richter

That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while someone telling you a joke..

— JuLian AndRew

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

— Tom Bergeron

If they're taking your love as a joke, leave them like its funny

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still dont get it.

— Anonymous

“MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.”

— Teresa Medeiros

I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway!

— Claudia Lee

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

— Joey McIntyre

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol…

— Author Name

Sometimes a joke that's not working is just as hilarious as one that does.

— Deon Cole