It's a dystopian world where things aren't connected. But life feels light when we can communicate, joke or laugh on ourselves. — Ashish Vidyarthi Copy Share Image
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. — Carla Bley Copy Share Image
I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I'm a professional hanger outer. I'm a super liability, too. I joke around, and I'm like a hyperactive child. — Donal Logue Copy Share Image
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Never make a joke or try for humor at someone else's expense. In a high-stakes environment, everyone needs to feel safe. — Alan Mulally Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Gravy Train!!!! started out as a joke where we'd crash parties and be really obnoxious, and then somehow we got somewhat famous,… — Hunx Copy Share Image
The very phrase 'Oscar night' used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
The idea that Donald Trump committed an abuse of power by bringing politics into a foreign relationship is a joke. They all… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had… — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
It would be a joke to compare Gerd Muller to other strikers. What he achieved, the number of games and the goals… — Miroslav Klose Copy Share Image
I've been working with my glam team since I was in my early twenties. We always used to joke about what we… — Naomi Ackie Copy Share Image
“He glares at me as if he already hates it. “What is it?” I consider lying but what’s the point? I clear… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true!… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
My men's clothes are traditional. I don't buy trendy clothes. I buy updated classics double breasted, three-piece suits; slacks and either T-shirts… — Divine Copy Share Image
I've always loved cuneiform; I've always loved the way it looks. I love that it's the world's oldest script. And the creative… — David Longstreth Copy Share Image
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“…And then you get some jerk for a boss. And you think, 'I wish God was my boss. That would be awesome.… — Jonathan Acuff Copy Share Image
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's a lot of different styles of hypnosis. There's conversational hypnosis, which, even though we joke about it, politicians use conversational hypnosis.… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.” — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. — Flavor Flav Copy Share Image
“The aim of the joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.” — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
It's not a joke, you could actually lose your life literally because you've got a dark skin. It's awful. — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
I think we are aware that post-racialism isn't real, right? I mean, I hope so. I kind of joke that we're post-post-racial. — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
“Balekin and Orlagh are planning your murder,” I say flustered. “Yes,” he says lazily. “So why did I wake at all?” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Nora & Patch: N:Is everything a joke to you? P:Not everything. N:Like what? P:You.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Things stop being funny if you have to explain them to people, especially if they need excellent attention spans.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin. — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
That moment when your parents take your joke completely serious and you end up getting in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
