“Ain’t nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.” — Nancy B. Brewer Copy Share Image
I joke that I was basically born and raised in airports. I feel most at home at JFK. — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I know when it's time to joke and when it's time to be serious. As far as football goes, I'm serious. — Jason Pierre-Paul Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to joke but my English isn't perfect. Sometimes people are wondering what I'm talking about. — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I am working, I have a great time. I joke and fool around. All those people who keep a sour face… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
I got into darts from watching on TV, and I used to joke with my friends, 'I could do that, I could… — John Part Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
For years and years, I was beset with snide remarks by certain members of the press, where they would turn John Oates… — Daryl Hall Copy Share Image
“Nakamura considered this. "I hesitate to agree, but that was probably a good idea." "A compliment! My goodness, let me mark the… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
It's easy to play fun forms, surfaces, and languages against each other. Teenagers do this every day, producing winning memes from random… — Torbjørn Rødland Copy Share Image
No one understood why I would wanna be behind the camera, not in front of the camera, and so no one took… — Amanda de Cadenet Copy Share Image
You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it takes time for the material to develop.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Is it my fault that there is a stereotype that black people are not good swimmers? I know that's a joke, but… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I wasn't in bands, and had really no intention of ever doing music. I went out to… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Looking back at my school reports, I start off as quite a swotty kid, and then when I get to 12 or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We didn't have electricity when I was a kid. We had to watch TV by candlelight. No, that's a silly joke. — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
“Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!” — Sean Patrick Brennan Copy Share Image
“For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.” — Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
This summer time in England has been like a dreaded one-night stand... Not very hot, extremely wet and gone before you know… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Anyway, once children get to talk, they seem to be finding ways to joke. — Michael Rosen Copy Share Image
“It's just that I was thinking you don't ride in that truck of yours, you wear it.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
You always disappoint me. its kinda like our own inside joke, except its not funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
A lot of the joke of 'The Windsors' is this ridiculous idea of what might happen behind closed doors. — Hugh Skinner Copy Share Image
It doesn't feel like you're preaching, if you can say something in a joke. — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I thought that everyone would just think I was a bit of a joke as a writer. — Georgia Toffolo Copy Share Image
It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
