You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Fine job, cowboy. You work to be this stupid, or is it innate?” — Caitlin Kittredge Copy Share Image
Trump is what the Russians call a useful idiot, someone in service to the Russian Federation, either unwitting or wittingly. — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives. — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share Image
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The biggest misunderstanding about me is that I'm just a bratty, gobby idiot. — Yungblud Copy Share Image
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. — Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
The 'Bolton News' is the best place for online comments. They say I'm an absolute idiot and a communist anarchist. I was… — Maxine Peake Copy Share Image
I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I'm making a movie about… — Davy Rothbart Copy Share Image
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Hates when you look back at your life and realize how much of an idiot you were... But loves when you look… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I was an absolute idiot, wearing polo-necks, reading Kerouac, watching Woody Allen movies, and jazz fitted right into all of that. My… — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
This is not about the aesthetics: there is a rule in a society: "Whoever you deal with, makes you become them", therefore… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
In my little world, I'm very protected 'cause I'm treated like the idiot I am by my buddies. But, a little bit… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
The vault above us is not deaf because the universe is an idiot; the silence is not the heartless silence of an… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I didn't wanna be looked at as no idiot, and I didn't wanna feel like I was uneducated, because I really stopped… — Nipsey Hussle Copy Share Image
A big success can be very confusing if it comes too early in your life. When you are young, you are more… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Even in the tragedies, Shakespeare always put in parts for the comic actors because his audience was mixed. He puts in people… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
