Fine job, cowboy. You work to be this stupid, or is it…

The truth is I've just never had any kind of plan at all for my career, which is probably not a very flattering thing…

— Ty Burrell

Thirty guys equals five percent die-off among active wingsuit base jumpers. That means there's a flaw in our system and you're an idiot if…

— Dean Potter

You have to be an idiot to run out of gas…I just did.

— Brooke Burke

Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot and the…

— Lewis Mumford

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

— Janet Evanovich

“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

— Andy Weir

One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now I've learned…

— Roger Federer

“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in…

— Ilona Andrews

Why does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with.

— Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Without sounding like a right idiot, my mum and my dad are my role models. They devoted everything to my sister and me -…

— Holly Willoughby

“The woman may be a biomedical engineer, but I begin to think that she is a certifiable idiot.”

— Jessica Khoury

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.”

— Patrick to Spongebob

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

— Anonymous

“I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“You heard what she said, idiot. She’s not dating, especially not a man her uptight daddy can’t stand the sight of.”

— Codi Gary