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![“[on his dwarfism] When I was younger, definitely, I let it get to me. As an adolescent, I was bitter and angry and I definitely put up these walls. But the older you get, you realize you just have to have a sense of humour. You just know that it's not your problem. It's theirs.” quote by Peter Dinklage](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/183/peter-dinklage-4013_angry_on-his-dwarfism-when-i-was-younger-defin_2509925.jpg)
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