And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley Delinquents Copy Share Image
“Sabrina?” “Daphne! Are you okay?” “Yes. Sabrina?” “What?” “I hate you!” the little girl screamed.” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas? — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“I hear noises coming from his mouth but they don’t sound like words,” Daphne said.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Of course, the Big Bad Wolf does yoga, Sabrina thought. Why did I even bother to ask?” — Michael Buckley Yoga Copy Share Image
“The little girl in the red cloak who had taken her parents was Little Red Riding Hood!” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said. — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried.… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm… — Michael Buckley Book Copy Share Image
I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing. — Michael Buckley Art Copy Share Image
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. — Michael Buckley Dad Copy Share Image
I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around… — Michael Buckley Cooking Copy Share Image
“Daphne stopped and turned to the injured man. “I like my outfit,” she said and stuck her tongue out. Mr. Applebee stuck… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
Sabrina turned back to the house and saw the horrible truth- a pair of legs was sticking out from beneath it and… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at… — Michael Buckley Aimless Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe the Three Little Pigs are working for the bad guy.” Daphne sighed. “I can’t believe anyone still calls them… — Michael Buckley Bad guy Copy Share Image
So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“came out to this site and do you know what I heard?” There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky… — Michael Buckley Laughter Copy Share Image
Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work.… — Michael Buckley Better man Copy Share Image
“Like a lot of gym teachers, Coach Babcock loved to torture his students. He felt he had failed as a teacher if… — Michael Buckley Dance Copy Share Image
“You've never heard of the Trickster King?" Puck asked, shocked. The girls shook their heads. "The Prince of Fairies? Robin Goodfellow? The… — Michael Buckley Humor Copy Share Image
“What's the big idea?" Sabrina demanded. "I declared war on you, remember?" Puck said. Sabrina rolled her eyes. "Is this another one… — Michael Buckley Big idea Copy Share Image
“I know what I’m doing,” he growled. “If you knew what you were doing, we wouldn’t have two million zombie bunnies chasing… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Puck swung the cannon around in anger. The nozzle spun and hit Sabrina in the chest. The force was so pawerful she… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“You want me to be your boyfriend, don’t you?” Puck taunted. His wings suddenly popped out of his back and he swooped… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
![“Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up…” quote by Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/021/michael-buckley-6403_belly_puck-stopped-his-drumming-on-his-belly-f_2105097.png)
