And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed…

“The more the girls heard, the more it became clear that Uncle Jake and their straight-laced father had been first-class juvenile delinquents.”

— Michael Buckley

“Oh. My. God. I'd been dissed. Majorly. Because I was an ugly, disgusting ogre. Snot was probably pouring from my nostrils onto the ground.”

— Autumn Doughton

“You can’t cry about everything in life, Princess. You’d get a nasty headache. Also, snot. Massive amounts of snot.”

— Christie Valentine Powell

Sometimes it takes you two or three seconds to get your head round a joke and laugh at it. With a snot-bubble laugh, it…

— Julian Barratt

It looks like frozen snot.

— Lewis Francis Herreshoff

God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.

— Stephen King

“Slicker than snot on a door handle.”

— Kim Harrison

“The only power worth a snot is the power to get up after you fall down.”

— G. Willow Wilson

I hate that word blog It sounds like a large accumulation of snot

— Melissa James Gibson

“He wipes tears off my face and then snot. He uses his hands. He loves me that much.”

— Nina LaCour

Life contains these things: leakage and wickage and discharge, pus and snot and slime and gleet. We are biology. We are reminded of this…

— Mary Roach

“I felt tears coming and for some reason, buried my head in Iain’s chest. It was firm and muscled and he smelt so wonderful.…

— Robert Bryndza

Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.

— Jethro Tull

“I have an unfortunately clear view, and I am disgusted to see his finger reemerge covered in snot. He examines his treasure and then…

— Justine Faeth

Roscoe's on his knees with a snot nose.

— Nicki Minaj