“Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferrypot Landing anymore. ~Sabrina Grimm” — Michael Buckley Daphne Copy Share Image
Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it! — Michael Buckley Actor Copy Share Image
But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you. — Michael Buckley Fire Copy Share Image
“In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes,” — Michael Buckley Crimes Copy Share Image
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley Animal Copy Share Image
“Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Puck helped her out the door, wrapping his arm around her and guiding her through the snowdrifts.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Sabrina shook off her surprise and together they took turns kicking the stranger.” — Michael Buckley Stranger Copy Share Image
“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just… — Michael Buckley Computers Copy Share Image
“There, snug as a bug in a rug!” the old woman hollered. “I love dolphins, too!” Daphne exclaimed. “Not since I hurt… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you… — Michael Buckley Accidents Copy Share Image
“That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm? — Michael Buckley Brother Copy Share Image
Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than… — Michael Buckley Brain Copy Share Image
“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,”… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a… — Michael Buckley Animals Copy Share Image
If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and… — Michael Buckley Affection Copy Share Image
Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute." "Billy", the teacher cried. "This is… — Michael Buckley Battle Copy Share Image
“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to… — Michael Buckley Bosses Copy Share Image
“Trickster,” he said, sniffing the boy. “Love will be the end of you.” — Michael Buckley Love Copy Share Image
“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.” — Michael Buckley Anxiety Copy Share Image
“opened the cover and saw a crude drawing of a giant kitten chewing on several screaming farmers” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio. — Michael Buckley Monsters Copy Share Image
“Mr. and Mrs. Johnson handcuffed us to a radiator!” Sabrina cried.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“You can be a homicidal madman and hilarious at the same time, you know,” — Michael Buckley Funny Copy Share Image
