My secret to having a happy relationship is having a sense of humour and giving one another space: your own space. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
“The night before, a whole day could have shape and design. But when it was upon you, it could vanish tragically to… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens. — John Agard Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt believe in Milton, Dryden, Pope; Thou shalt not set up Wordsworth, Coleridge, Southey; Because the first is crazed beyond all… — George Gordon Byron Copy Share Image
“Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was the kind of mental… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He felt water run down his back from the damp brickwork he was sitting against, and as he worried distantly about corrosion… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
“You do believe it,' he said. 'You do believe everything. We all believe everything, even when we deny everything. The denyers believe.… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Gabe, you’re sick, and much as you’re a shithead sometimes, I’ve trained you to be a fairly acceptable shithead to me. If… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“I phoned the Admiral back. 'It's no use, Admiral, the French speak nothing but French.' There was a short pause on the… — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
“[Cade] hiked his broad shoulders. “My kind prefer tarts with a little more meat on their bones so they can take a… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“What is the meaning of life?" asked man. "Seek and ye shall find," said God. "That was my method." The man replied,… — J. Edward Vance Copy Share Image
“Casa Hatüey was named Hatüey because in Times Past it supposedly had been owned by a descendant of the priest who tried… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“The wind was against them now, and Piglet's ears streamed behind him like banners as he fought his way along, and it… — Milne, A. A Copy Share Image
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“This shows you that even mistakes are sometimes valuable, so do not be hard on grown-up people if they are wrong sometimes.” — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
“I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers." "I am not accustomed to talk rot," he said. "Then, for a beginner," I… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Up to this point White has been following well-known analysis. But now he makes a fatal error: he begins to use his… — Siegbert Tarrasch Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“[joan crawford] slept with every male star at MGM, except lassie. [joan crawford] ha dormito con ogni star maschile della MGM, eccetto… — bette davis Copy Share Image
“@mink: Well, you’re in luck, if you pick another movie. My hair is clean, I usually eat dinner around eight, and I’m… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
“Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I’m currently imagining a few creative ways of causing you extraordinary amounts of pain.” Kingsley raised his chin. Mere inches separated their… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men who are not given any voice in this because of the secret nature of the courts, what they're left with is… — Bob Geldof Copy Share Image
“More congenial to me than dictators Are rickshaw-runners. If they break my neck It will be by accident, Not as a matter… — William Kean Seymour Copy Share Image
“There you go, lads, definitive proof that it isn’t who you know that matters, but who you know they’ve been shagging.” — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Of course Overlord did not fail. How could it? With some many fine young men and women from all corners of the… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
There is the fence of humour that makes light of any personal inquiry or tells a joke to deflect an intimate connection. — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
“I've been thinking,' said Allan. 'What,' said Stalin angrily. 'Why don't you shave off that moustache?' With that the dinner was over,… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
“Captain Midlands: "I met the real you once." John (Lennon) the Skrull: "You're meeting the real me now." Captain Midlands: "I told… — Paul Cornell Copy Share Image
“Mercy', Finnikin said, grinning from ear to ear. 'We're going to have a bed full of children and I'll have to holler… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I learnt in South America and in Africa that people who have really big problems in the ghetto always keep a sense… — Manu Chao Copy Share Image
Australian people are dope. They're so fun. They want to just have a good time, and they have a great sense of… — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better." "What, she'll stop hitting me?" "No, but you'll stop bruising so easily.” — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
“If you want the extra-ordinary, you've got to be willing to forsake the ordinary' - Annie Grimes in Mr Alhourani's Dead Man's… — D.M. Lee Copy Share Image
![“[Cade] hiked his broad shoulders. “My kind prefer tarts with a little more meat on their bones so they can take a demon’s lusts.” “Tarts?” [Holly's] jaw slackened. “My God, you’re the most misogynistic man I’ve ever met. I bet you also like your tarts barefoot and pregnant.” “Nah, I like them…” quote by Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/548/kresley-cole-334_birth-control_cade-hiked-his-broad-shoulders-my-kind-p_615950.jpg)
![“[joan crawford] slept with every male star at MGM, except lassie. [joan crawford] ha dormito con ogni star maschile della MGM, eccetto lassie.” quote by bette davis](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/526/bette-davis-2218_bette-davis_joan-crawford-slept-with-every-male-star_525171.jpg)
![“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with our mouths too... (~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)” quote by Jess C Scott](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/e36/jess-c-scott-15952_asian_novan-bassists-are-very-good-with-their_2792760.jpg)
