“if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Is he your only child? I asked, "my only son" padma said. "My condolences" I said…Anita Blake” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You do know that I don't have plans to separate you from your socks as you sleep?” — Rose Gordon Copy Share Image
“Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?” — Frank Calvin Mann Copy Share Image
“Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.” — Salman Aditya Copy Share Image
“Oh, drat the men! No matter what they do, it's the wrong thing. And no matter who they are, it's somebody they… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
“Sebastian stayed seated at his computer chair and pondered. Time travel … I don’t have the time to time travel! he moaned.” — G.E.F. Neilson Copy Share Image
“There are two secrets to a successful marriage. The first is having a husband who makes you laugh. The second is never… — John Hartnett Copy Share Image
“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will… — Laurie Foxx Copy Share Image
“When I am alone, I drink my tea with pinkie raised, like a kid playing "tea party." At times, a fancy British… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.” — Ron Moore Copy Share Image
“The truckers are staring," I said after a few seconds. It was true. They were. The whole row of them was doing… — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
“Teela turned to Severn. "I'm having trouble remembering why I haven't strangled her yet." Severn shrugged. "I have that problem myself some… — Michelle Sagara West Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Brandy Potter Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down. 'So. How was practice?' he asked 'It was good. Why?… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“What is it you’re interested in exactly?” the man asked slowly. “Just the color?” “I think we both know,” said Adrian cunningly.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“The correspondent wondered ingenuously how in the name of all that was sane could there be people who thought it amusing to… — Stephen Crane Copy Share Image
“His Grace called Virginius in and said: "Do you think a priest of the Anglican Communion should be a divorced man with… — Florence King Copy Share Image
