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“Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
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“and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking” — John Green Copy Share Image
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