Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no…

“If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)”

— Melissa Mercer

“Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.”

— Anonymous

“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help you…

— Laurie Foxx

“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Get high on love, not drugs.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”

— Quentin R. Bufogle

“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the enlightened are…

— Merlin Franco

“Shelly looked around the jamb again as though whatever animal that had been terrorizing her had a weapon. “That doesn’t look like typical rat…

— Robin Alexander

“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

You can look at things all your life and not see them really. This ‘seeing’ is, in a way, a ‘not seeing,’ if you…

— Henry Miller

I am not surprised that the president of the United States called this a phony scandal. I'm not surprised Secretary Clinton asked, "What difference…

— Trey Gowdy

There are people who seem to be on the verge of going either way, and something kicks in to support either the visual or…

— Brian Chippendale

The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense.

— Ray Kurzweil