Hotel Quotes · Page 8

I understand if a woman has baggage but please no carry on's.

— Mario Tomasello

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

— Chelsea Handler

“I made my circuitous way to the hotel and checked in.”

— Barry Eisler

I've lived out of a suitcase for four years.

— Charlie Heaton

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

— Mark Twain

I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room.

— Layne Staley

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

— Dave Barry

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.

— Rich Hall

A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.

— Rhod Gilbert

“That place is turning into the Hotel California. You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.”

— Tracy Brogan

When we're out touring, we often go to clubs to see people play. The alternative is to go back to the hotel…

— John Waite

I rarely stay in hotels because I have friends all over the world.

— Cilla Black

I like to insist that hotel housekeeping make the bed with me still in it.

— Anonymous

If I tell a hotel I'm a travel writer, I can't get out of there without spending a few hours looking at…

— Arthur Frommer

Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt.

— Rory Bremner

TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and…

— Lars Propst

When I'm in New York I love to stay at the Mercer Hotel, and the C. Wonder store was so part of…

— Brad Goreski

Today there are paparazzi out, I'm doing a day of press, I'm in a hotel, I've just been on Radio 1. But…

— Ed Westwick

I try to work out with my personal trainer for an hour, four times a week - we mainly concentrate on weights…

— Fergie

Of course I got angry when I lost and maybe would cry in my hotel room afterwards. But I would never show…

— Judit Polgar

Small hotels are going to be in vogue. In my view, small is going to be the new big, wherein people will…

— Ritesh Agarwal

Swish: A made basket. Swoosh: The Nike logo. Swish-swoosh, swish-swoosh, swish-swoosh: A thousand coaches in nylon tracksuits, walking through hotel lobbies at…

— Steve Rushin

I suspected that what happens in hotel rooms rarely lasts outside of them. I suspected that when something was a beginning and…

— Anonymous

When we do 'The Bachelor,' usually we'll tell the ladies two suitcases and that's it, cause we gotta travel around the world.…

— Chris Harrison

Once, at a seminar, I heard a Westernized lama say that a meditator's state of mind should be like that of a…

— Marc Ian Barasch

Over a period of about year-and-a-half, Malcolm X and [Alex] Haley agreed to work with each other. They met usually after a…

— Manning Marable

The whole Ireland was taken over by greed and materialism. It was extraordinary. The price of every house had skyrocketed. If you…

— Neil Jordan

But new details drawn from government documents and interviews show that senior White House aides were given information at the time suggesting…

— Carol D. Leonnig

Once I accidentally left my passport in Nice, France, when I was on my way to Prague. Upon arriving in Vienna, after…

— Megalyn Echikunwoke

Attending party political conferences is an expensive business. Simply purchasing a charity rate visitor pass, spending a night or two in a…

— Wes Streeting

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our…

— Rob Corddry

One of my many early jobs was a waiter at a hotel called The Grove. It's a luxury hotel.

— Naughty Boy

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not…

— Jarod Kintz

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

— George Burns

Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.

— Tim Bedore

Emotional luggage nothing of it, I don't check bags, I just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past

— Curren$y

Indian hotels are doing well globally because they understand hospitality.

— Zubin Mehta

Around 1978, I got really, really sick of waking up in hotel rooms when I don't know where I am.

— Eric Carmen

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the…

— Louis C. K

Hardly a week goes by that I don't get opportunities to buy a hotel.

— Philip Anschutz