One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. — Brent Musburger Copy Share Image
When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through.… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good… — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemployed actors.… — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
I ain't never had much fun. I ain't never been two inches away from a football. Here guys go fishing on the… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I like to have a sense of accomplishment through work. I'm busy golfing and attending activities, but I think of holding a… — Liang Wengen Copy Share Image
And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
Tips can make someone a better writer but not necessarily a good writer. That's a larger package - a matter of character.… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, last summer we were golfing together, me, him and Alonzo Mourning. I don't know how to golf, but… — Dwyane Wade Copy Share Image
The American public overwhelmingly regrets ObamaCare, our veterans are dying waiting to see doctors, the IRS intimidates conservative groups, the southern border… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
I think there came a time - probably when I was about 13 - when I started to struggle with an increasing… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
I was very competitive with my brothers when I was younger. Now we are all in completely different worlds. Im not in… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
“I have to admit," I said when he finished a lengthy discussion on the types of drivers, "I've been golfing and it's… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
Not all activities are equal in this regard. Those that involve genuine concentration—studying a musical instrument, playing board games, reading, and dancing—are… — Norman Doidge Copy Share Image
When Babe Didrickson Zaharias, often called the 'athletic phenomenon of all time,' won the British woman's gold tournament, people said of her… — James Keller Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
