There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so. — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
I think anybody that has had a bad game, or, I dunno, I guess if you go out golfing and you hook… — Adam Vinatieri Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share Image
First of all my golfing experience spans all corners of the World - Brazil, New Zealand, L.A. And I think the best… — Brian Lara Copy Share Image
If you are out there golfing, and you hit a bad shot, anyone who knows golf will tell you that you just… — Johny Hendricks Copy Share Image
A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
On golfer Rory McIlroy's collapse in the final round of the 2011 Masters: We had hoped to compare the young Northern Irishman… — Matt Dickinson Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get. — Robert G. Allen Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike Copy Share Image
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses... — Adlai Stevenson I Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — J. C. Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
