Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing…

Nearly everything possible had been done to spoil the game: the heavy financial interest; the absurd transfer and player-selling system; the lack of any…

— J. B. Priestley

My position is the lack of a position, but, of course, you can't even talk about it; the minute you talk, you spoil the…

— Marcel Duchamp

We shouldn't put our interests and spoil the game.

— Victor Wanyama

“Nearly everything possible has been done to spoil this game: the heavy financial interests;... the absurd publicity given to every feature of it by…

— J.B. Priestley

If you speak the truth, you spoil the game.

— Mike Caro

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count…

— Harry Vardon

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

— Robin Williams

I'm not a golfing man.

— Leo Sayer

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

— Sam Snead

I think anybody that has had a bad game, or, I dunno, I guess if you go out golfing and you hook a couple…

— Adam Vinatieri

A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you…

— Hasan Minhaj

A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its…

— Mac O'Grady

Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

— Greg Norman

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

— Lee Trevino

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.

— Heywood Hale Broun