“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Who needs a girlfriend when you can just be good friends with all the women you are attracted to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant be the perfect girlfriend, but I promise to be the best girlfriend that I can be. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. but when the boy thinks of his future with his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend/girlfriend lives in the future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you asking me Am I Single??? I would answer that I LOVE MY Girlfriend more than You :) — VishaK Copy Share Image
I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Reach for the sky? Why should I do that when Neil Armstrong reaches farther than that? I am going to reach even… — Scott Dye Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. .… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Despite my twenty two years of research into the girls soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question… — Pratik Kc Copy Share Image
Who wants to kill you?” the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. “There’s nobody… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
If a kiss was a raindrop, Id send you a shower. If a hug was a second, Id send you an hour.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I always see people tweeting about these crazy amazing things their boyfriend or girlfriend did for them. You shouldn't have to constantly… — Matt Prokop Copy Share Image
“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If only girls knew that sexy lies beyond their body. Sexy isn't determined by just looking at her body. Sexy is made… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human.… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Without my women friends, I wouldn't know anything. They've been my teachers and my mothers. My mother was a wonderful person, but… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Our relationships are like sandcastles upon a shore. We know that a wave will eventually come and destroy it. Yet... we keep… — Sylvia Fox Copy Share Image
People are going to always have their opinions whether you date a black man or not. I've had girlfriends, family members comment… — Sanaa Lathan Copy Share Image
Growing up in rural Utah had a lot of benefits, but in an environment that prized conformity, fit wasn't one of them.… — L. Todd Rose Copy Share Image
