You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann Copy Share Image
“Don't be stupid. You sound like his girlfriend. - Wesley Jefferson Lincoln” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Her beauty caught my eye. Her voice caught my ear. And her smile caught my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
Staying far never breaks relation, Staying near never builds relation, Its a link between hearts, Which never allows us to forget each… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
Having a gf/bf should be your best friend. The one you can tell anything too, the one who will be there first… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around.… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
“Men? We don’t leave a lot of room for doubt: You’re a dick. You fucked my girlfriend. You killed my dog. I… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I think that after a while you realize that your husband can't be all things to you and certainly you don't want… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her, right in front of me, so… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Sweetness flows from your appearance and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you. Anytime I feel low, I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend rang me and said, Are we going to get married? I said, Of course we are, babe She said, Then… — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you just have to erase the message delete the numbers,and move on.you don't have to forget who that person was to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends,… — Tommy Tran Copy Share Image
Even if you do get the best girlfriend you ever wanted: but know that the is always a task to do. Both… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Fellas give your wife or girlfriend a kiss for no reason, look her in the eyes, take your 2 hands and place… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Internationally and in foreign markets, movies starring women don't make as much money as movies starring men. And then you can blame… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Dont look at my girlfriend. dont touch her. dont add her on facebook. dont like all her pictures. dont message her. dont… — Rach Purdue Copy Share Image
“I already know you like me. More than like me. So you can play it off as if you don’t feel the… — Sidney Halston Copy Share Image
Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“One thing concerns me a little, nick has a girlfriend, right? Well, how do you think she'll feel about all of this?… — Jessica Thompson Copy Share Image
