What scares me? Bears. And sharks. And my girlfriend. — Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the only thing that is holding me together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
A true bf/gf is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so. — John Legend Copy Share Image
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They kept asking me over and over again whether I was having a romance with Hitler. Are you Hitler's girlfriend? I laughed… — Leni Riefenstahl Copy Share Image
I have a box of things from Becca, my high school girlfriend, and Vanessa; and each one of them was love. I… — Oliver Hudson Copy Share Image
I don't do so well with people pretending to be happy. When I was 16, I went with my girlfriend at the… — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
A close girlfriend of mine and I have been writing and playing together for years and decided to make it official, so… — Bethany Joy Lenz Copy Share Image
I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and… — Mackenzie Astin Copy Share Image
My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
I had a dream of my ex Girlfriend. She was with her new boyfriend. But it was all right because she Do… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“I nod and tap my fingers against my knees. “What to do with a girlfriend while I work my hours at the… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
There was this really rock n' roll guy who was very obviously dragged to my concert by his girlfriend. He had tattoos… — Lou Doillon Copy Share Image
I was a tomboy growing up and then fell into the world of theatre and musical theatre. A girlfriend introduced me to… — Kathryn Budig Copy Share Image
If you think your girlfriend is such a bitch, a hoe or a slut, why are you still with her? You call… — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
