Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.” — Jonathan Anthony Burkett Copy Share Image
When you 'TRY' to show of your new girlfriend to your ex . HA FAIL .-. — MeMysealf &Time Copy Share Image
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Don't cheat boy tell her how you feel if you think the other girl is for u ,but make sure it not… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
I would love to be his girlfriend. But if the only way I can be around him is by being his best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it. — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
Guys, listen to everything she says like there will be a test on it...because there will be — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend isn't ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about how in love he is & love her like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
I think I subconsciously put myself in these situations where the girlfriend isn't pleased with me. I'm useless as a boyfriend. That's… — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
“cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
You were at the age where you could fall in love with a girl over an expression, over a gesture. That's what… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“You think it hurts your feelings that girls talk about you behind your back, until they tell you to your face. And… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend,… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
I had a high school girlfriend whose mother gave us theater tickets, so I saw the second night performance of 'A Streetcar… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
“I don't have a girlfriend." "Right." Daniel looked at me just long enough to make me squirm, and only just avoid flattening… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“What is this love that makes me see beauty, and makes every beautiful thing bring you back to me? What is this… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Her stomach lurches. She fancies him sooo much - she is powerless to resist. How can she possibly? She knows it's wrong:… — Sarah Rayner Copy Share Image
“I bet he's an actual good guy. The kind that I desperately need in my life. The thing of it is, he'll… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
It wasn't until Kiffney-Brown, when I met Jason Talbot, that I really thought I might actually have one of those boyfriend kind… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
A guitar player goes on the road, and he misses his girlfriend for a while, but he manages to get along. A… — Albert King Copy Share Image
