If a girl tries to talk to you, knowing you have a girlfriend. She's not even worth talking to. She's basically trying… — Cutie_With_A_Booty Copy Share Image
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Attempting to purposely make your girlfriend jealous is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling Copy Share Image
“Oh, and also, we’re out of here, so tell your girlfriend to get her coat: I would, but I don’t speak bridge-and-tunnel.” — Sterling Archer Copy Share Image
When you have girlfriend, there is no room for lies, no room for anything but truth.anything other that is a bad example,… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Human relationships used to be easy: you had friends, boy- or girlfriends, parents, children, and landlords. Now, thanks to social media, it's… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
You're with me, Sadie. When you're off the clock, you're not my employee. You're my.. Air." I frowned at him. "Your air?"… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's dad runs the Prostate Centre on Wimpole St. in London, and he's chairman of Prostate U.K., which I think is… — Christian Cooke Copy Share Image
I thought [when I was 16] my days were just going to be spent hanging out on a beach and my girlfriend… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I was giving a speech one time, and the woman who introduced me said, 'Well, she used to be J. D. Salinger's… — Joyce Maynard Copy Share Image
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You're in a relationship with everyone in your life, whether you like it or not. sister, brother, mom, dad, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend...… — Author Name Copy Share Image
“Tell me if I'm mistaken, but isnt't that my girlfriend in the graveyard?" "You are not mistaken." "And she's straddling some guy."… — John Green Copy Share Image
With Halloween, the director was this genius wonder boy who was the writer, director, producer, along with his girlfriend. They were this… — P. J. Soles Copy Share Image
I think there are great roles for women in television because there is time to allow those characters to evolve. Even if… — Linda Cardellini Copy Share Image
There's a lot of guys who have great technique, people practicing a lot and you hear them, but there's not that many… — Marcus Miller Copy Share Image
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“Here's another poem, like all others before and after, dedicated to you. There isn't anything left to be said but I will… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
tend to be better at describing feelings and ideas, and worse at painting a picture of any physical thing. I have terrible… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you constantly do shit to try to make your girlfriend jealous. Of course all you're going to do is fight. Grow… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had a GIRLFRIEND ¥ I'll protect her like a daughter Treat her like a wife And repect her like ma Mother . ¥ — Eddy Jay Copy Share Image
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd Copy Share Image
“if my friends or my girlfriend back home saw who I've turned into, I don't think they'd recognize me. And I think… — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. — Holly Valance Copy Share Image
“He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend doesn't go to her friends about her relationship problems. She would talk to her MAN about THEIR problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has to beat me up to get me to relax because I work all the time. — Logic Copy Share Image
You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Damn!!! get the out of my mind... if you stay there any longer... you'll be in my heart... — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
You're the craziest girl I've ever met, I guess that makes me even crazier for loving you the way I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before. — Carly Rae Jepsen Copy Share Image
Getting your girlfriend all angry just so you can kiss her and make her shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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