I have SO much respect for guys that aren't afraid to show that they are head over heels in love with their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“Buck’s girlfriend went by the porny name of Miracle though she had a master’s in computer science from Florida State.” — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
When I was in the seventh grade, I had a girlfriend. I used to save up some of my pocket money to… — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
“There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
Never run behind girls, rather run for the money. Girls will automatically comes to your leg. — Pratik Kc Copy Share Image
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?. . . . — Shy Boy Copy Share Image
After I perform 'My Girlfriend's Boyfriend,' it takes a lot out of me emotionally; and, at the end of it, I feel… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Me and my girlfriend, we go out every weekend. We just two love-birds, that's why we're always tweeting. I tell her all… — Mindless Behavior Copy Share Image
“It was getting very difficult for me to keep from being excited in other places. Watching Abby own my brothers—and a poker… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
I think my biggest muses in fashion are probably rock 'n' roll girlfriends, like Anita Pallenberg and Marianne Faithfull and Bianca Jagger… — Peter Dundas Copy Share Image
Someone was like, 'If you wanna be a celebrity, know that every girl you talk to is going to be your girlfriend.'… — Shawn Mendes Copy Share Image
I had friends - and I had situations - where you spend so much time hanging out with your girlfriend that you… — Joe Keery Copy Share Image
And i know better, not to be friends with boys with girlfriends, oh I know better than that, i know better. you'll… — Meiko Copy Share Image
“He opens his window and motions for me to open mine. When I do, he tries to say something. His voice barely… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Then, out of the blue, Aaron Winer saved the day. He took her to some movie and made out with her in… — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
“If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she… — Josh Shipp Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?" "I didn't actually catch her name," Griggs… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
For me it's about the character, not as much about the genre of it [movie]. I'm excited that I get to work… — Ali Larter Copy Share Image
“I’m going to ignore the fact you just said I looked like a drug dealer.” I narrow my eyes on him. “Bro,”… — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
“I spent all night weaving a poem for you to wear. You look so beautiful when you wear my light.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I really think I need to find a home. I don't know if that includes a girlfriend or not, but first I… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
His imaginary girlfriend has left him. Due to lack of imagination, he cant imagine a life without her... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
You think your girl is old news, but someone waiting for you to slip thinks she's the morning news. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
Butterflies can't see their wings. So they'll never know how beautiful they are. But everyone else can. — Maggie Copy Share Image
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“Love, they said, burns you and builds you. But with you, there’s no ash. Just light.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“You may have the girlfriend title, but we both know who your heart truly belongs to.” — Cutiplier Copy Share Image
The Greatest Thing Of All Is When A Guy Is After Your Girlfriend And Your Sure He's Not Gonna Get Her — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Dude say grace next time you eat. Fine Ill say grace I see your girlfriend — Ross Ten Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades — Lisa Bonet Copy Share Image
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I sufffered, I cried, I bled, I nearly died. But all you did was turn around, ignore, forget, and lied — Alex Espitia Copy Share Image
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