What scares me? Bears. And sharks. And my girlfriend. — Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein Copy Share Image
I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies. — Brian Molko Copy Share Image
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
A lot of the things I get sent are the girlfriend or the wife or the assistant, and those are not that… — Shiri Appleby Copy Share Image
“Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.” — Stacey Wallace Benefiel Copy Share Image
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
As the younger brother, I think you always have crushes on your older brothers girlfriends. — Liam Hemsworth Copy Share Image
They always say true love is hard to find But it's us making it hard to find. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Some BOY's hold their Girlfriend's hand in malls Bcoz if they leave her hand she'll start shopping.. It looks Romantic but actually… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Wives and girlfriends really shouldn't be anywhere near the band. Not at all. Anyone who's listening to their girlfriend, they shouldn't be… — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every… — Wilmer Valderrama Copy Share Image
If there's friends around, I'll cook. Or if I have a girlfriend. But on my own I kind of fell out of… — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It's like my girlfriend in a lot of ways.… — Eddie Cahill Copy Share Image
I don't want to play the girlfriend who's there because she's the girlfriend. And. That's. Her. Job. I want to play women… — Angourie Rice Copy Share Image
I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business,… — Luke Perry Copy Share Image
When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll… — John Stamos Copy Share Image
I made mistakes. I can’t whine about it. I’m the one that messed up and I’m paying the consequences. However, if I… — Pete Rose Copy Share Image
“I have no idea who you even are and now you're my damn girlfriend. What the hell have you done to me?"… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Remember that day, you said you were home but I saw you at the club you weren't alone you held her close,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
maybe she had become tired of being the girlfriend of a condemned man. It also occured to me that maybe she was… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
If you fall in love with someone, it doesnt matter who they are. Ive had lots of girlfriends who werent in the… — Max Beesley Copy Share Image
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the… — John Green Copy Share Image
We do share with my mother what I would refer to as an anxiety gene. And I think it is genetic, that… — Sherry Lansing Copy Share Image
“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board. — Bernadette Peters Copy Share Image
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as very loyal, and I love everyone I surround myself with, whether they're friends or girlfriends… — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me… — Mark Kozelek Copy Share Image
You know you are dumb when you cheat on your beautiful, faithful, loving, and caring girlfriend for a female who looks like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
You are more than your significant other's girlfriend. Please stop defining yourself as having only value in their employment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image