“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm proud of having a girlfriend; it just doesn't have anything to do with my music. — Romy Madley Croft Copy Share Image
I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it… — Wale Copy Share Image
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile,… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
I never want to lose you , but if I have to I would choose you, you're the one that I hold… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Every guy has their perfect dream girl. But for me, my dream girl isn't perfect. But she has potential to be great,… — Blake Toth Copy Share Image
Men and women have different ideas of what constitutes tidiness. I tend to think it's about things being clean, but my mum… — Joe Thomas Copy Share Image
Happiest day of my life when my dad made him human. (Devyn) Happy for you, bonebag…It cost me my girlfriend. (Vik) It… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think I subconsciously put myself in these situations where the girlfriend isn't pleased with me. I'm useless as a boyfriend. That's… — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
“cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
You were at the age where you could fall in love with a girl over an expression, over a gesture. That's what… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“You think it hurts your feelings that girls talk about you behind your back, until they tell you to your face. And… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
My rule is you want someone whos got both feet on the ground. An ideal girlfriend might be someone who works in… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
So I tried to get my shot with a 50mm and I did it - this is when we're shooting film, not… — Jeff Vespa Copy Share Image
My aim is to understand love. I know how alive I felt when I was in love, and I know that everything… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
So apart from writing letters home to your fantasy girlfriends,"Ben says, walking backwards, "what do you guys do out here without television… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Characters in TV and theatre tend to experience a lot of conflict, so I push myself through sport to physical and emotional… — Elliot Cowan Copy Share Image
Phone: ring ring ring ring Boyfriend: Hello Girlfriend: oh hey babe Boyfriend: supp babe, u know this girl touched my dick Girlfriend:oh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a girlfriend who I can give my heart to. A girl who I can text every morning, just to tell… — Mikey A Copy Share Image