That awesome moment when you find out your crush broke up with his girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold. — Conor Maynard Copy Share Image
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend,… — AnnaLynne McCord Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy, always remember that I may not be your precious friend but I can be your ideal girlfriend . — Ivy Ban Copy Share Image
“On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if… — Alin Sav Copy Share Image
“I cared about Ben, but I was never in love with him. I was in love with what it said about me… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up… — Shane West Copy Share Image
I never had a girlfriend before and I thought it would masculinize me. But it's actually done the opposite. Now I know… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
5 signs your boyfriend or girlfriend loves you 1. He or she makes you a priority 2. He or she opens up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can spend a lot of time on the internet as a substitute for TV. This is part of the reason why… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
I am pretty health-conscious, so when my girlfriend and/or I make dinner--no, I don't have a cook!--we choose the healthier options: lean… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I am a spiritual person in an eastern religion kind of way. I learned that happiness for all of us is a… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
“If I ever stood a chance of resisting her, it evaporates the instant she leans into me. So does every last ounce… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious.… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
I obviously would love to have a girlfriend, but a girlfriend deserves so much of your time and energy. And she deserves… — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
Remember ''I'll never let a girl come between us'' And you said you wouldn't. WHEN I MESSAGE YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO RESPONSE!… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
Gian Luigi Polidoro and his girlfriend had written this script, it was an American comedy, and they decided I was the guy… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
I'm an ambassador for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and one of the children, his wish was to go to the Emmys, so he's… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I went to a Baptist church with my girlfriend, and had a breakthrough when a pastor laid hands… — Jonathan Cain Copy Share Image
“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
