Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need a perfect boyfriend or girlfriend . All you need is one who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife. — Nancy Travis Copy Share Image
Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one… — Travis Rice Copy Share Image
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do. — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
He say you are nice and he says you are cute,every night and day he wants a piece of it then be… — Winnie Nantongo Copy Share Image
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have… — Summer Altice Copy Share Image
I was in chemical engineering at Cornell University. My girlfriend at the time dared me to do a play. I knew there… — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
The best day of my life was not when I was born or when I took my first step. Its not even… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Growing up, me and my brother, we were kind of exact opposites. We were completely yin and yang. He was more rough… — Candis Cayne Copy Share Image
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
Tokyopop's been extraordinary. They approached me to do My Dead Girlfriend - Julie Taylor, one of the senior editors was a huge… — Eric Wight Copy Share Image
Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being raised on a boat felt like it was totally normal to me. I was just another kid hanging out, doing this… — Jherek Bischoff Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 29, and I thought it was because I'm in a wheelchair. And I realized… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I don't know, but I always loved that image of a girl putting toenail polish on a guy - her boyfriend, or… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
If I'm creating a new superhero, it shouldn't be any different from other superheroes in terms of the qualities. Obviously the personality… — Mark Millar Copy Share Image
In case you haven't heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
