I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
To grow in our ability to love ourselves we need to receive love as well. — John Gray Copy Share Image
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the… — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people,… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind… — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of… — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The quarrels of lovers are like summer storms. Everything is more beautiful when they have passed. — Suzanne Curchod Copy Share Image
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If we are incapable of finding peace in ourselves, it is pointless to search elsewhere. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street. — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. — Lucille Ball Copy Share Image
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Regha Hanif Malik Fajar's Copy Share Image
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
When a man loves a woman, periodically he needs to pull away before he can get closer. — John Gray Copy Share Image
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell Ryder Copy Share Image
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man — Aristotle Copy Share Image
