Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's…

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but…

— Richard Jeni

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man

— Aristotle

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

— Mignon McLaughlin

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially…

— Ronnie Shakes

Relationships dont always make sense. Especially from the outside

— Sarah Dessen

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

— Mark Twain

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.

— Bill Balance

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

— Cathy Ladman

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the…

— Mark Twain

When a man loves a woman, periodically he needs to pull away before he can get closer.

— John Gray

It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals,…

— William Carlos Williams

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and…

— Jerry Seinfeld

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is…

— Warren Hutcherson

What you call flaws are really just scars and wounds accumulated over a lifetime.

— Deepak Chopra

We talk about the quality of product and service. What about the quality of our relationships and the quality of our communications and the…

— Max De Pree