The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Think lovingly, speak lovingly, act lovingly, and every need shall be supplied. — James Allen Copy Share Image
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. And don't put up with people that are reckless with yours. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really,… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care… — April Gornik Copy Share Image
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to… — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love,… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think… — Rick Baker Copy Share Image
