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The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women. — Laura S Copy Share Image
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“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Everybody clapped enthusiastically and Dr. Marx popped up from behind the podium, where he had been hiding all along. He was the… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Bucket had started his criminal career in Braas, not far from when Allan and his new friends now found themselves. There he… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
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