“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
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“Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
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“Archbishop: "God is with us!" William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!… — Arash Pakravesh Copy Share Image
Call me a bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.. well what about I add a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one?… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“Jersey cows,” Eva explained after Jac complimented the luxurious taste. “The butter and cream here are better than anywhere in the world.”… — M.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The Weaveress squinted at the loom. While any other person would merely see a thickset of colour-flashing Threads, Ærinna saw cosmic events,… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“Speaking of welding torches... there’s one heading our way!’ The Nursebot was not wrong. Coming for them with the calculated patience of… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“Look. This is a Christmas tree. It’s a decoration. Why do you think everything is a toy, Cat?” “I thought it was… — Lea Beall Copy Share Image
“Around about now, young John Owen comes out of the shack lugging my old musket from the War. At six years of… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“It’s not really my fault. The problem is that my mouth just comes out with these things. And you can’t blame me… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, “Lift your chin,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Amren,” Rhys drawled, “sends her regards. And as for this one … ” I tried not to flinch away from meeting his… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
