“When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher is helping someone next to you and their butt in in your face!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“London on a gloomy and rainy day is still better than San Francisco on a bright and sunny day.” — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.” “You don't seem like the type of guy who gets… — Kiersten Fay Copy Share Image
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Beyond a thin veil of space stretched Existence, the frailest and most imbalanced reality of the cosmos. No one was really sure… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
“No punching?" he asked. "No." "No kicking?" "No." "How about arm wrestling?" "No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“I'll be fine." She kissed his cheek. "Styles nearly killed the two men I love most. Trust me, he's going to regret… — H.L. Burke Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“By weaving their thoughts and feelings into the substance of reality, the Weavers had ensured anyone writing about them would secure an… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“Her attention was now drawn upon a boy whose imagination had the potential to change the face of reality. Unfortunately for him,… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Am I picking you up tonight?” he asked. “Or do you still think I'm an ax murderer who might break into your… — Anna Cruise Copy Share Image
Water once said to Oil,we might be friends and I'm better than you in everything,Oil got angry and said,I'm not cheap staff… — Acquinton Copy Share Image
“We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
