“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you something and you already know about it well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“One does not simply ring Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Family members are a lot like fish after three days they start to stink. — Jonathan Tees Copy Share Image
“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in… — Matthew D. Heines Copy Share Image
How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before… — Myself Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Reading a SoHo restaurant review in the New York Times for me is like reading Fifty Shades of Gravy. By the end… — Kim Lee Copy Share Image
“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
“When talking about my relationship with God, or any other area of my life, I want to choose to GROW. Incidentally, my… — Rachelle Triay Copy Share Image
“Aye," said Elric darkly, "return me to my realm, so that I may fulfill my own doom-laden destiny ..." Werther looked upon… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
“Stay in the car Nick" "okay." Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body. "For an immortal being with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. I'm afraid the answer is… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.… — Etienne Guerin DeForest Copy Share Image
“You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you." "Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.” — Jason Gabriel Kondrath Copy Share Image
“The greater the injury, the greater the fun.” — a celebration of poets Leinad Eibam Summer 2015 Copy Share Image
